myfandomsarebetterthanyours:

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

As a boy I can confirm that when I see spaghetti straps my hunger knows no bounds

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lizzyrosebeth:

cuntstriction:

invisible-monsterss:

fyerflys:

this is my new favorite picture and i’m so glad it showed up on my dash

so damn perfect

Amazingggg <33333333

eeeeppppp

lizzyrosebeth:

cuntstriction:

invisible-monsterss:

fyerflys:

this is my new favorite picture and i’m so glad it showed up on my dash

so damn perfect

Amazingggg <33333333

eeeeppppp

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understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

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understandablydumb:

the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed

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teenwhoops:

i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live 

(Source: dylanobylan)

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gifprincess:

We all seem to know this now already amanda

gifprincess:

We all seem to know this now already amanda

(Source: dontliveindoubt)

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sassydetective:

we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

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